Crazy Thing # 27

25Dec09

I buy courtside NBA seats, wet my pants, and see if anyone notices.

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Crazy Thing #26

09Dec09

I volunteer for charities so that I can be busy on weekends.

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Crazy Thing #25

07Dec09

I like to be alone in coffeeshops because I’ve always fantasized that’d be where I meet my dream girl.

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Crazy Thing #24

03Dec09

I record my phone conversations with my mom so I can use her words against her later.

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Crazy Thing #23

02Dec09

I moved to Chicago because I thought I’d have a better chance of meeting Michael Jordan if I lived here.

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Crazy Thing #22

01Dec09

When I meet a new guy that I like, I steal a momento from where ever we met. That way, if we ever start dating, I can tell him I kept it so I would always remember meeting him.

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Crazy Thing #21

25Nov09

Every year at Thanksgiving, during the prayer, I silently fart in order to see if the smell of the good food can overcome the smell of my fart. The food always wins.

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Crazy Thing #20

24Nov09

I’m convinced that I once actually time-traveled in a dream, I even have a scrap of paper that I swear is from the future.

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Crazy Thing #19

24Nov09

I can’t be a passenger in any car where I know the driver is ADD because I’m convinced they’ll be too distracted while driving and get into an accident.

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Crazy Thing #18

22Nov09

I’m afraid of the dark so whenever I spend the night at a lover’s place I turn the television on and make sure I stay up past them watching TV. When they wake up in the morning I just act like I forgot to turn it off.

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