Crazy Things I Do

Crazy Thing # 27

momsmsgs — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 22:07:21 +0000

I buy courtside NBA seats, wet my pants, and see if anyone notices.

Crazy Thing #26

momsmsgs — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 04:45:47 +0000

I volunteer for charities so that I can be busy on weekends.

Crazy Thing #25

momsmsgs — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 00:06:26 +0000

I like to be alone in coffeeshops because I’ve always fantasized that’d be where I meet my dream girl.

Crazy Thing #24

momsmsgs — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 18:18:16 +0000

I record my phone conversations with my mom so I can use her words against her later.

Crazy Thing #23

momsmsgs — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 20:03:30 +0000

I moved to Chicago because I thought I’d have a better chance of meeting Michael Jordan if I lived here.

Crazy Thing #22

momsmsgs — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 19:03:55 +0000

When I meet a new guy that I like, I steal a momento from where ever we met. That way, if we ever start dating, I can tell him I kept it so I would always remember meeting him.

Crazy Thing #21

momsmsgs — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 18:16:23 +0000

Every year at Thanksgiving, during the prayer, I silently fart in order to see if the smell of the good food can overcome the smell of my fart. The food always wins.

Crazy Thing #20

momsmsgs — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 03:40:06 +0000

I’m convinced that I once actually time-traveled in a dream, I even have a scrap of paper that I swear is from the future.

Crazy Thing #19

momsmsgs — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 03:38:58 +0000

I can’t be a passenger in any car where I know the driver is ADD because I’m convinced they’ll be too distracted while driving and get into an accident.

Crazy Thing #18

momsmsgs — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:57:24 +0000

I’m afraid of the dark so whenever I spend the night at a lover’s place I turn the television on and make sure I stay up past them watching TV. When they wake up in the morning I just act like I forgot to turn it off.